Wednesday, September 01, 2010

Chicken Month!

Holy Chickpeas, Batman! September is National Chicken Month!
Show your clucking pride in this staple American food by devouring one of the juicy little bastards EACH AND EVERY DAY!
For example, my family dined on the King of Chicken, Chick Fila tonight! Chicken sandwhiches! Chicken Nuggets! Chicken Strips! why, our family of four was indirectly responsible for the death of 4 chickens tonight alone!
How you ask? One chicken produces only 2 breasts. We had four sandwhiches (4 breasts) a 3 piece of strips and a 12 count of nuggets. That's at least 4 chicken breasts right there! Take that PETA!
What? How can you eat chicken every day for a month? Not a problem! Me and the kids figured it out on the way home as the delicious scent of all that bird wafted in the car:
Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken and Rice Soup
Chicken and Dumplings
Chicken Rice
Chicken Nuggets
Chicken McNuggets
Burger King's Chicken Fries
Popeye's spicy chicken
Chicken Strips
Chicken Tenders
Chicken fingers
Chicken Patties
Popcorn Chicken
Chicken Kiev
Shake and Baked Chicken
Home Made Fried Chicken
Chicken Parmesan
BBQ chicken
teriyaki Chicken
Hot Wings
Grilled Chicken
Oven-roasted Chicken
Grilled Chicken Salad
Subway Chicken Sandwich
Sliced Chicken Coldcuts
And don't forget the baby Chickens, mwuhahahahahaha:
Scrambled Eggs
Eggs over Easy
Eggs Sunnyside Up
Boiled Eggs
Poached Eggs
Deviled Eggs
Powdered Eggs
Chicken Salad
WHEW! That's a lot of chicken! So do your part! Don't beak afraid! EET MORE CHIKIN'!

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