Chicken Month!

Holy Chickpeas, Batman! September is National Chicken Month!

 

Show your clucking pride in this staple American food by devouring one of the juicy little bastards EACH AND EVERY DAY!

 

For example, my family dined on the King of Chicken, Chick Fila tonight! Chicken sandwhiches! Chicken Nuggets! Chicken Strips! why, our family of four was indirectly responsible for the death of 4 chickens tonight alone!

 

How you ask? One chicken produces only 2 breasts. We had four sandwhiches (4 breasts) a 3 piece of strips and a 12 count of nuggets. That's at least 4 chicken breasts right there! Take that PETA!

 

What? How can you eat chicken every day for a month? Not a problem! Me and the kids figured it out on the way home as the delicious scent of all that bird wafted in the car:

 

Chicken Noodle Soup

Chicken and Rice Soup

Chicken and Dumplings

Chicken Rice

Chicken Nuggets

Chicken McNuggets

KFC

Burger King's Chicken Fries

Popeye's spicy chicken

Chicken Strips

Chicken Tenders

Chicken fingers

Chicken Patties

Popcorn Chicken

Chicken Kiev

Shake and Baked Chicken

Home Made Fried Chicken

Chicken Parmesan

BBQ chicken

teriyaki Chicken

Hot Wings

Grilled Chicken

Oven-roasted Chicken

Grilled Chicken Salad

Subway Chicken Sandwich

Sliced Chicken Coldcuts

 

And don't forget the baby Chickens, mwuhahahahahaha:

 

Scrambled Eggs

Eggs over Easy

Eggs Sunnyside Up

Omelletes

Boiled Eggs

Poached Eggs

Deviled Eggs

Powdered Eggs

Chicken Salad

 

WHEW! That's a lot of chicken! So do your part! Don't beak afraid! EET MORE CHIKIN'!