Holy Chickpeas, Batman! September is National Chicken Month!
Show your clucking pride in this staple American food by devouring one of the juicy little bastards EACH AND EVERY DAY!
For example, my family dined on the King of Chicken, Chick Fila tonight! Chicken sandwhiches! Chicken Nuggets! Chicken Strips! why, our family of four was indirectly responsible for the death of 4 chickens tonight alone!
How you ask? One chicken produces only 2 breasts. We had four sandwhiches (4 breasts) a 3 piece of strips and a 12 count of nuggets. That's at least 4 chicken breasts right there! Take that PETA!
What? How can you eat chicken every day for a month? Not a problem! Me and the kids figured it out on the way home as the delicious scent of all that bird wafted in the car:
Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken and Rice Soup
Chicken and Dumplings
Burger King's Chicken Fries
Popeye's spicy chicken
Shake and Baked Chicken
Home Made Fried Chicken
Grilled Chicken Salad
Subway Chicken Sandwich
Sliced Chicken Coldcuts
And don't forget the baby Chickens, mwuhahahahahaha:
Eggs over Easy
Eggs Sunnyside Up
WHEW! That's a lot of chicken! So do your part! Don't beak afraid! EET MORE CHIKIN'!